You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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