worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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