Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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