You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize