I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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