She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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