mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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