hotel room ftw
I just cut my nipple shaving
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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