Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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