At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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