Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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