Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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