My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Couch. On fire.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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