I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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