Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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