Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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