nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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