Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
