I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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