They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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