cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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