Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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