And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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