with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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