I want to stick my p in your. b.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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