Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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