it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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