I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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