There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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