Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it was like eating out sand paper
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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