We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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