just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
the raccoons are back...
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