Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
