Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There's always time for handjobs
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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