Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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