chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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