i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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