I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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