Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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