so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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