We should be called the Road Head Warriors
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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