I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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