He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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