she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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