but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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