Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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