wat bout pragnant strippers??
where does the pee come out of this thing
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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