For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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