Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You smell like stripper and shame
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
