K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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