This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
