Please, let me fuck your mom
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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